tips

Survival and general tips of Life

GENERAL EQUATIONS AND STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man worries about the future until she gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a lot.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting she will change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of the new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM JBUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and crackling, telling me, “You’re next”. They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.