Survival and general tips of Life
GENERAL EQUATIONS AND STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man worries about the future until she gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting she will change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of the new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM JBUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and crackling, telling me, “You’re next”. They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
